I should have chewed off my leg!

Okay, perhaps it isn't all that bad...it as in having a roommate! Wait, yes it is! Especially when she is a self-absorbed messy freak! I have been looking forward to the days when she isn't home. Today was suppose to be one of them! Unfortunately she is home and she is noisy! And apparently she doesn't care.
Really I should have chewed my leg off and ran, limped, crawled for the hills when I heard the sentence "Wanna move in together?"
Now I think I need this book...